New Jersey

Two things I learned about the great state of New Jersey yesterday:

  1. It is illegal to pump your own gas.  This always tends to cause awkward moments at 2:30 in the morning.
  2. Strippers really are just “dancers” and cannot take off their clothing.  This tends to cause awkward moments at 2:30 in the afternoon.
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